Crohn’s Warrior

I’ve always felt my family was everything,

An assortment of people who loved without reason.

I’ve always been me, with so much to bring,

To the table, til I was cast out like last season.

Is that all you got? You fat miserable fuck?

Spewing words of hate at me, Glenda the good witch

Bet You’re disappointed because I never got buck,

See, I’d rather annihilate you like this … you silly lil bitch

Fuck you and your baby killin desires,

Me and mine can walk through those fires.

A pussy, a punk, a poor excuse of a man,

Kill yourself bitch, sounds like a plan!

Whoops I forgot, that would take balls!

Sorry mr. Bitchass cant take your calls!

 

What a bunch of miserable cunts, obsessed with that chedda

Damn dude don’t you realize that shit don’t make you betta

 

Your hate astounds me, your ignorance surrounds me,

Your bullshit offends me, as does your face,

Fuck off lil Mickey, go take your place.

You’re so sad, just a fucked up waste of space.

 

Woah don’t go, not just yet,

You’re gonna want to hear this next set.

It’s time for the infamous fat fuck, AKA the great busted ass Dump truck.

How can you do it, day after day?

Isn’t it exhausting always getting your way?

The house, the cars, all the meaningless shit,

The lies that you tell yourself to try to feel legit,

You’re a Greedy gluttonous woman, selfish to the core.

Not capable of love, cause it can’t be bought at the store.

A devastating existence to all in your wake,

Causing hurt and destruction with every move you make.

How does it feel to know you’ll never know satisfaction ,

Doomed to be in a loveless marriage with zero attraction.

Misery loves company, so at least you’ve got Mick,

A shell of a person so intent on being a dick,

He doesn’t even realize you’re a straight up lunatic

The prison you’ve created is perfectly crafted,

Karmas a bitch, that’s why y’all have lasted.

You’ll never be anything, but a breeding ground for hate,

Destined to remain nothing more than evil incarnate.

 

Then one fine April day,

The most beautiful girl came to stay.

You gave birth to an angel sent from above,

All you had to do was give her all your love.

But you couldn’t do that because you always put yourself first,

 And of course she had red hair so you figured you were cursed.

 

Together y’all make quite the pair,

Filling your kids lives with great despair.

Grey Is Your stunning first born with blue eyes and red hair,

So of course you had to treat her like a fucking nightmare.

You hate the fact that she looks like me,

You can’t just let that beautiful girl be.

What kind of mother is jealous of her own daughter,

Simply because she is so much hotter.

Mills is the only one that stands a chance,

Simply because he was born into a better circumstance.

Having a boy poses no threat to you,

So his life shouldn’t be too hard to get through.

Then there’s poor little Scout,

Who almost drowned because no one was looking out.

Thankfully another child was paying attention,

Because y’all provided absolutely no protection.

Being a mother should be the utmost reward,

Not a chance to exercise your abilities as an overlord.

Judging others is a sad attempt to make y’all feel superior,

But all it does is reinforce your that you’re both wildly inferior.

Dismantling a family seems to be your calling,

Which any sane person would agree is appalling.

One day when you’ve finally pushed everyone away,

You’ll be forced to Suffer alone as a tragic divorcée.

* I would like to dedicate this little rap to my brother Mickey, may he always regret the things he has done to me.